30 Chemistry Pick up Lines and Funny Jokes To Impress Your Crush

Searching for Funny Chemistry Pick up Lines and Jokes, well you are on the right post. In this post, we are going to write some of the most hilarious chemistry jokes and pickup lines to try on your crush. Here is the collection of the best romantic, funny, organic, nerdy, clean, cute, and most effective chemistry pick up lines that you can try and get the reaction started.
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Funny Chemistry Pick up Lines & Jokes

Are you a carbon sample?
Because I want to date you.

I wanna be around u like an electron is around the nucleus.

I might be a chemistry major, but I’d never Bohr you.

Our relationship bond should resemble an ionic bond rather than a hydrogen bond.

Forget hydrogen, you’re my number one element.

Are you a triple bond? Because you look like alkynes of fun.

The chemistry between you and me be like organic chemistry without exception not like inorganic chemistry with lots of exception

You must be a compound of barium and beryllium because you’re a total BaBe.

Whatever the shielding effect is, ur bond with me will be the same like the eletrons bound with the nucleus

Are you made of copper and tellurium?
Because you’re CuTe.

Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium?
You must be because you are BeAuTi-ful.

I am ur electrophile, you r my nucleophile

I wish your name was Avogadro because then I would already know your number.

You must be the acid to my litmus paper because every time I meet you I turn bright red.

My heart is like molecular sieves in which I can adsorb you.

You must be a good benzene ring because you are pleasantly aromatic.

Though you adsorb me giving me low coverage, i will show my capacity like activated carbon to adsorb ur limited behavior.

You’re the Higgs boson particle of my life….
because without you, my universe wouldn’t “matter.”

You must be made of uranium and iodine because all I can see is U and I together.

You’re a pretty perfect arrangement of atoms.

I wish I was adenine so I could get paired with U.

Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?

You’re like an exothermic reaction. You spread hotn*ss everywhere.

According to the Second Law of Thermodynamics, you are supposed to share your hotne*s with me.

My favorite attractive force is van der Waal’s force. Can you feel it? I’ll move closer if you can’t.